You may know this man as the current Oakland Raiders quarterback. I know JaMarcus Russell as the weakest link. I mean what other player do you know to get booed every time he steps on the field... by his OWN "FANS." Although I should present last season's and this season's stats, my case can be argued from the stats of this week's game against the Denver Broncos alone as they seemingly represent the degree of "suckiness," if you will, from the "Talented, strong-armed QB who was the No. 1 overall pick in 2007 NFL Draft by the Raiders" (raiders.com) . He completed 12 of 21 passes for 61 yards with only 3 completions in the second half. He threw 2 interceptions and was sacked 3 times. This season he has the league record in LOWEST percentage completion and LOWEST passer rating. I guess he holds the record in something.
And with that, we roast:
JaMarcus, your dentist called. Good news! Said you breath doesn't stank nearly as bad as your game. Boom. Roasted.
JaMarcus. Our end zone is that way. Boom. Roasted.
JaMarcus. You're too big to play so small. Boom. Roasted.
JaMarcus. Mike Vick called after your performance. He said thank you. Boom. Roasted.
JaMarcus. Terminix called. They said they're going to fumigate your head to clear out the cobwebs. Boom. Roasted.
Dear JaMarcus, Please do not to do anymore interviews. You are hurting the children. Signed, Bert & Ernie. Boom. Roasted.
JaMarcus, I saw your job on Craigslist. "Oakland Raiders looking for quarterback, ages 8-57. Position MUST be filled immediately." Boom. Roasted.
